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{Change Starts with a Dream}
{Change Starts with a Dream}


18 | January 26th

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    theghostlymuse:

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

Basically me

    theghostlymuse:

    prestoflauto:

    this is literally what I do though

    Basically me

    (via commanderhandsomeintraining)



    shouldnt:

    Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

    (via freckledromano)



    basiumis:

    close2close:

    cantcontrolthegay:

    Neil Hilborn - “The Future”

    (via lanadippedinsugar)



    relyonloveonceinawhile:

    whatmariadidnext:

    two4fit:

    TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

    "WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

    "It’s mildly breezy outside."

    (via lanadippedinsugar)



    stoar-punk:

    trashpunx:

    shit-in-yer-cereal:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

    how is he not fired

    I want to be Shane’s friend.

    I aspire to be Shane

    (via lanadippedinsugar)



    sixpenceee:

    Another way to present the 9 types of intelligence as exemplified by my How Do We Measure Intelligence post.

    The basic idea is that different people are good at different things. These 9 probably don’t cover the wide range of smarts we all possess, but it’s a start.

    As Albert Einstein said, ”Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

    (via lanadippedinsugar)



    prokopetz:


This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

    prokopetz:

    This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

    Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

    Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

    The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

    I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

    The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

    So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

    Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

    Fucking wasps.

    (via squaremilk)



    ursus-austrum:

    amroyounes:

    How about some love for a good police officer?

    Officer Gaetano Acerra

    Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

    So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

    He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

    He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

    People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

    http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

    The corruption needs to go.
    This guy can stay.

    (via lanadippedinsugar)



    quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

    quimbycub:

    willow-wanderings:

    nedahoyin:

    queenqueerqutie:

    Martin Bauendahl

    Real life vs Societal expectations

    Wow..

    Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

    Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

    Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
    So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

    Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

    (Source: denicedenice, via adventures-the-family-business)



    ohitsjustkim:

    esm398:

    jakebumlick:

    pika-brew:

    pika-brew:

    My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
    But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

    The guy said sure.

    So we decided to leave a nice little note
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    and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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    oMGGGG

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    pizza cares

    Pizza understands

    pizza spelt its own name wrong

    (via commanderhandsomeintraining)



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